Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! ✏️💪"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Sultan (Guest) on December 24, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Mustafa (Guest) on December 20, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 19, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Kassim (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Sharifa (Guest) on November 27, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
James Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mohamed (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 1, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 27, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 23, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Hawa (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Salma (Guest) on October 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 12, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 23, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 8, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
David Chacha (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Mashaka (Guest) on September 5, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Issa (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 25, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 10, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Shani (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Fadhili (Guest) on June 23, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 9, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 29, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Mhina (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Ndoto (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 9, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 8, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 30, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 16, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Maulid (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Rahim (Guest) on March 17, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 10, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Neema (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Amina (Guest) on February 10, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 7, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 4, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
Rashid (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨