Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 14, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 11, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Maulid (Guest) on November 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 5, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Maida (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Rashid (Guest) on October 21, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Yusuf (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Khatib (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 9, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Mohamed (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Sultan (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Amir (Guest) on August 26, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 11, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Salma (Guest) on August 3, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 29, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
George Mallya (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Rahim (Guest) on July 14, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 8, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Shamim (Guest) on July 3, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 30, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Azima (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Faiza (Guest) on May 25, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Habiba (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Yusra (Guest) on May 9, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Furaha (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Baridi (Guest) on May 4, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Kahina (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 21, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 18, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Hamida (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Issack (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Sharifa (Guest) on April 6, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Nahida (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 15, 2020
😂 So funny!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 9, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 6, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 29, 2020
😄 Too good!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 23, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
Zuhura (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 19, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 10, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 24, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Abdillah (Guest) on January 20, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mazrui (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Baridi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜