Sarafina (Guest) on September 1, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rabia (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 26, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 17, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Shabani (Guest) on August 13, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 28, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

James Mduma (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 28, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

David Chacha (Guest) on June 27, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Kassim (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 3, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 28, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Nassar (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Salma (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 13, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mjaka (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Baridi (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Safiya (Guest) on March 28, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 1, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rehema (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Leila (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Muslima (Guest) on February 2, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 30, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 27, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 27, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 17, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Khamis (Guest) on January 14, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Azima (Guest) on January 5, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 25, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Binti (Guest) on December 1, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 18, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Ndoto (Guest) on November 13, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Makame (Guest) on November 12, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

James Mduma (Guest) on November 6, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Abubakar (Guest) on November 4, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 28, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Biashara (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mzee (Guest) on October 20, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 11, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Maida (Guest) on October 11, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Selemani (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞