Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐คฃ๐
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Furaha (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rukia (Guest) on February 28, 2021
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 14, 2021
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Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Samuel Were (Guest) on December 17, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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๐ This is too funny!
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๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 29, 2020
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Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 18, 2020
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Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
George Mallya (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2020
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๐ Added to my favorites!
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๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐