A scarecrow's favorite fruit? 🤔 Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! 🍓🌾
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the 🌾 emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 19, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Rubea (Guest) on September 13, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 24, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Yahya (Guest) on August 22, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Umi (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Sekela (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Yusuf (Guest) on August 9, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Wande (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 29, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Shukuru (Guest) on July 26, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Tabu (Guest) on July 18, 2020
😂 So funny!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 16, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 13, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Salima (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Shamsa (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Wande (Guest) on July 8, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Rashid (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 3, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 2, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 23, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Issack (Guest) on June 18, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Ndoto (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Abdullah (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 6, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 3, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Rahma (Guest) on June 1, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 22, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 15, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 4, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 31, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 30, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Fadhila (Guest) on March 21, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 15, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 12, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Rukia (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
David Chacha (Guest) on January 27, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 27, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Maida (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Nassor (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Nchi (Guest) on December 17, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Salma (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Khatib (Guest) on December 1, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 28, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆