A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! ๐ท๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. ๐ธ๏ธ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 14, 2021
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Husna (Guest) on June 12, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Rubea (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on May 24, 2021
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on May 22, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 4, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 28, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on March 5, 2021
๐ This one really got me!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 18, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Athumani (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 2, 2021
๐ This made my day!
Abdillah (Guest) on January 22, 2021
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 28, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Abubakar (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Jaffar (Guest) on November 24, 2020
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 17, 2020
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Sarafina (Guest) on November 10, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on October 30, 2020
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Makame (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 21, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on October 5, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 28, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on September 11, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on September 7, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 5, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 3, 2020
๐ Totally hilarious!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 20, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 10, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Rahma (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 27, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 17, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Shamsa (Guest) on June 28, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 26, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Fatuma (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Zuhura (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Nassar (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Ndoto (Guest) on March 13, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!