Short Answer: A pair of pants! π©³π
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! π
Hashim (Guest) on February 27, 2021
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 17, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Daudi (Guest) on February 15, 2021
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Amir (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 31, 2021
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Sumaya (Guest) on January 30, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 23, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Majid (Guest) on January 4, 2021
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Athumani (Guest) on January 1, 2021
π This is pure brilliance!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 31, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020
π I had to share this with everyone!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nassor (Guest) on October 31, 2020
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Sofia (Guest) on October 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Mazrui (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Shani (Guest) on September 27, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2020
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 5, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Maulid (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Biashara (Guest) on August 11, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 28, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Kazija (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Hamida (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 5, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Rabia (Guest) on June 27, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Azima (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 26, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Yahya (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 16, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Khatib (Guest) on May 5, 2020
π I canβt stop laughing!
Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Yahya (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2020
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 1, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 8, 2020
π This one really got me!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Mustafa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2020
π Mood instantly lifted!
Asha (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Arifa (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π