Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! 🏝️✏️
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 1, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Sekela (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Habiba (Guest) on October 12, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Safiya (Guest) on October 8, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 3, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 1, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Majid (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 7, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 20, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Khamis (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 17, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 4, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Nassar (Guest) on August 2, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Rubea (Guest) on July 19, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Rahma (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 8, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 5, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 3, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 9, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
James Mduma (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Omari (Guest) on April 2, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 15, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 9, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Furaha (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Athumani (Guest) on March 4, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Abubakar (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2020
😆 That punchline!
Nchi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
George Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 7, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Zulekha (Guest) on November 30, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 29, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Kiza (Guest) on November 28, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 26, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 23, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!