In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 21, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Baraka (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Husna (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Faiza (Guest) on December 29, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Salma (Guest) on December 14, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 18, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2020
😆 That punchline!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Nassor (Guest) on October 18, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
Makame (Guest) on October 7, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Salma (Guest) on October 5, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 11, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Hawa (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Azima (Guest) on September 1, 2020
😁 This is gold!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Fatuma (Guest) on August 16, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Abubakari (Guest) on August 6, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Yusra (Guest) on July 5, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Muslima (Guest) on June 27, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 6, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Makame (Guest) on June 5, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Ahmed (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 2, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 29, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 17, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Chiku (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Amani (Guest) on April 27, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 24, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Biashara (Guest) on April 12, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mashaka (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Jafari (Guest) on April 6, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Maulid (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 18, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Jaffar (Guest) on March 13, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Maneno (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Umi (Guest) on February 21, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 14, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Faiza (Guest) on February 9, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 7, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Kazija (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Josephine (Guest) on February 4, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆