Why did the boy run around his bed?

Masika (Guest) on February 2, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 30, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mashaka (Guest) on January 18, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 9, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

James Mduma (Guest) on January 8, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 6, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 27, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 17, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Zakia (Guest) on November 27, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 11, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 5, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 26, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 12, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 6, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 27, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Ali (Guest) on September 24, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 24, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 17, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 9, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Maulid (Guest) on August 13, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rukia (Guest) on August 4, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Sekela (Guest) on August 1, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 1, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 28, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 26, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Sultan (Guest) on July 18, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 8, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Hekima (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

James Kimani (Guest) on June 20, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Nyota (Guest) on May 22, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 21, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Khadija (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 8, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 6, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mashaka (Guest) on April 17, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Halima (Guest) on April 3, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nchi (Guest) on March 23, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞