Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 3, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Rashid (Guest) on December 1, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Ali (Guest) on November 25, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 22, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 13, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Khalifa (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 2, 2019
😂 So funny!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 17, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Furaha (Guest) on October 14, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Khalifa (Guest) on October 9, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Josephine (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 5, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mjaka (Guest) on September 30, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 14, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Sharifa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Jamal (Guest) on August 30, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Jamal (Guest) on August 27, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 18, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 12, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Salum (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Majid (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Kheri (Guest) on July 15, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Saidi (Guest) on June 5, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Hawa (Guest) on May 30, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Biashara (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
John Kamande (Guest) on May 11, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
John Lissu (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Rukia (Guest) on April 29, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 20, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Amir (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 30, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 28, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Zuhura (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 19, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Khalifa (Guest) on February 10, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Abdullah (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Wande (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 20, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
Mgeni (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 4, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Nchi (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾