Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! 🐛😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 20, 2020
😅 I needed that!
Masika (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 8, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Safiya (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 24, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Halimah (Guest) on March 15, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Zubeida (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Zakaria (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 2, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Hekima (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Mgeni (Guest) on January 29, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 27, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Rukia (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 15, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 9, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Juma (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Chiku (Guest) on November 12, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Zakaria (Guest) on October 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Kiza (Guest) on September 8, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Mariam (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Baridi (Guest) on July 12, 2019
😄 Too good!
Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 20, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 11, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Neema (Guest) on May 4, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 4, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Mzee (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
George Mallya (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Mwanais (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 3, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴