Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛♂️🧄🍆
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙
John Lissu (Guest) on April 9, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 7, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Rahim (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Makame (Guest) on March 16, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Sultan (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 17, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 10, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Ahmed (Guest) on February 9, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 27, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Chiku (Guest) on January 22, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Issack (Guest) on January 20, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 14, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Zuhura (Guest) on January 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Bahati (Guest) on January 4, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Juma (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 30, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Nassar (Guest) on November 24, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Jafari (Guest) on November 21, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Daudi (Guest) on November 17, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 9, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nassor (Guest) on October 30, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mohamed (Guest) on October 28, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Aziza (Guest) on October 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 17, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 6, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 5, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Shabani (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
John Malisa (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Hassan (Guest) on August 27, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 18, 2019
😄 What a joke!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Abdillah (Guest) on July 16, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 17, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 1, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 29, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 26, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Aziza (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 14, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Zuhura (Guest) on May 13, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Amina (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 12, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Jafari (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Farida (Guest) on April 17, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Sekela (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍