What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! 🙈
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji 🙈 adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Zakaria (Guest) on December 4, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mhina (Guest) on November 29, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 28, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mzee (Guest) on November 28, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Abubakar (Guest) on November 23, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 23, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 3, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 25, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Hassan (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Asha (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Majid (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Rubea (Guest) on September 12, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Husna (Guest) on August 20, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Zainab (Guest) on August 7, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Shamsa (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Warda (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Kahina (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 17, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
John Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Abubakari (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 5, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 30, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Salum (Guest) on May 12, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
Rubea (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Jamal (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Sultan (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Fadhila (Guest) on April 9, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Habiba (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 19, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Abdullah (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!