What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji ๐ adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on December 4, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mhina (Guest) on November 29, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 28, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Mzee (Guest) on November 28, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Abubakar (Guest) on November 23, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 23, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 3, 2019
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Asha (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Majid (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on September 12, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Husna (Guest) on August 20, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Zainab (Guest) on August 7, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Kahina (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 17, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
John Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Abubakari (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 5, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 30, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Salum (Guest) on May 12, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
Rubea (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Jamal (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Sultan (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on April 9, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Habiba (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 19, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Abdullah (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!