What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 5, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 4, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Rehema (Guest) on November 3, 2019

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Farida (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nashon (Guest) on October 27, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 23, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Salum (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 17, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Fadhili (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 28, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 25, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 23, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 22, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Kazija (Guest) on August 22, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Hassan (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khatib (Guest) on August 13, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 31, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Kahina (Guest) on July 13, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 7, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rehema (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Amani (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 6, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Bakari (Guest) on April 30, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 6, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Sofia (Guest) on March 7, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nchi (Guest) on March 4, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 28, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 25, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Abubakari (Guest) on February 7, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Salum (Guest) on January 30, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 15, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Athumani (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 9, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 23, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Safiya (Guest) on November 22, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nahida (Guest) on November 8, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 6, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!