A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. ๐ช๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 6, 2019
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Nuru (Guest) on December 3, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Omari (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 30, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on October 18, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Saidi (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Abdillah (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 9, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on October 8, 2019
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on September 9, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Omar (Guest) on August 20, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Khadija (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
George Mallya (Guest) on August 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Athumani (Guest) on August 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Husna (Guest) on July 22, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Khatib (Guest) on June 30, 2019
๐ Iโm dying!
Muslima (Guest) on June 29, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Nassar (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Arifa (Guest) on June 7, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Khamis (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 9, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Zubeida (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 23, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
Rahma (Guest) on January 20, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 14, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Omari (Guest) on January 13, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Sekela (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Bakari (Guest) on December 10, 2018
๐ What a joke!
Kassim (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ