Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Salma (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Azima (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 24, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Ali (Guest) on December 23, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
John Lissu (Guest) on December 14, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Jabir (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Bahati (Guest) on November 12, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Sumaya (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Kahina (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 21, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Ali (Guest) on October 21, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Juma (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Masika (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Sultan (Guest) on September 29, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 31, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Warda (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Rahim (Guest) on August 2, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 25, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Nashon (Guest) on July 6, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Aziza (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
John Malisa (Guest) on June 7, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Sekela (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 13, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 25, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 17, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Asha (Guest) on February 28, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 15, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 13, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 1, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Rehema (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Hamida (Guest) on January 28, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Josephine (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 13, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Husna (Guest) on December 23, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌