Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 1, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
John Lissu (Guest) on February 27, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
John Kamande (Guest) on February 25, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 22, 2020
😁 This is gold!
Salima (Guest) on February 15, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Shukuru (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Yahya (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 9, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Mhina (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Nuru (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 25, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Nassor (Guest) on December 24, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 21, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Hashim (Guest) on December 4, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 2, 2019
😄 Too good!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 2, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Muslima (Guest) on November 27, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Sumaya (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Binti (Guest) on November 15, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 9, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Furaha (Guest) on October 25, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Kiza (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Josephine (Guest) on October 22, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Zulekha (Guest) on October 3, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mzee (Guest) on September 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Chiku (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Rehema (Guest) on August 8, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Nashon (Guest) on July 25, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
George Mallya (Guest) on July 24, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 17, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Athumani (Guest) on July 7, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 28, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 20, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Issack (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Zakaria (Guest) on June 11, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Nashon (Guest) on May 29, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 14, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 29, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 26, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Nyota (Guest) on April 12, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Athumani (Guest) on March 28, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 26, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂