Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 4, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on November 26, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Athumani (Guest) on November 20, 2019
๐ Saving this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 19, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 18, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 8, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
James Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 25, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Maneno (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 19, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Shabani (Guest) on September 16, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Salma (Guest) on September 14, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 1, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Furaha (Guest) on August 29, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on August 23, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Hekima (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 13, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Athumani (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Mhina (Guest) on July 12, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 28, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 25, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Shukuru (Guest) on May 18, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Yusuf (Guest) on May 11, 2019
๐ This just made my day!
Josephine (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Rahim (Guest) on April 11, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
George Mallya (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 27, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Jafari (Guest) on February 24, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Salima (Guest) on February 12, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐