Selemani (Guest) on September 28, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Sekela (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Hamida (Guest) on September 24, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Nchi (Guest) on September 18, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 14, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2018

😂 So funny!

James Mduma (Guest) on September 1, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Latifa (Guest) on August 2, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 18, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 8, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 5, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Halimah (Guest) on July 5, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Shani (Guest) on July 3, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 18, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

George Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 9, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Issa (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

George Tenga (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 18, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Rashid (Guest) on May 10, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 10, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 10, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mohamed (Guest) on May 8, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 5, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Baraka (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 3, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Neema (Guest) on March 27, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on March 21, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Sultan (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Nchi (Guest) on January 14, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 5, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 29, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 15, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 11, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Abubakar (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Farida (Guest) on December 3, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Baraka (Guest) on November 29, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Khadija (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mariam (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Saidi (Guest) on October 25, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

James Mduma (Guest) on September 27, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Arifa (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Kheri (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Fadhili (Guest) on August 31, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂