Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 25, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Nassor (Guest) on September 19, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Halima (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 27, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 26, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Halimah (Guest) on August 23, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 20, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Salma (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Yahya (Guest) on August 12, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 7, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Bahati (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Fadhili (Guest) on July 5, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Shamsa (Guest) on May 8, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 3, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Yahya (Guest) on March 20, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Shukuru (Guest) on March 18, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sharifa (Guest) on March 12, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 7, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 11, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 31, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 27, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 19, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Leila (Guest) on January 3, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Husna (Guest) on January 2, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Khalifa (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 18, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 3, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Amir (Guest) on October 26, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 6, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Sekela (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rehema (Guest) on October 4, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎