What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
Sultan (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mgeni (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Husna (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Jaffar (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 30, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 22, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Mustafa (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Mgeni (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 7, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 6, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 1, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
Fatuma (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Jafari (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 20, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Shamsa (Guest) on June 14, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Zulekha (Guest) on June 6, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mgeni (Guest) on June 6, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 10, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 30, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 29, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Bakari (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 6, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 27, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Hamida (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 12, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 4, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Neema (Guest) on March 2, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Sultan (Guest) on February 26, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Masika (Guest) on February 22, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Mashaka (Guest) on February 20, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 1, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Habiba (Guest) on February 1, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Shukuru (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Nuru (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 4, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Issack (Guest) on December 22, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Selemani (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Asha (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Zuhura (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 24, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
Fatuma (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️