Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" 👻💕
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji 👻 further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 23, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
John Kamande (Guest) on January 22, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 17, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 14, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Yusuf (Guest) on December 12, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Baridi (Guest) on December 10, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 20, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mzee (Guest) on November 16, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 29, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 13, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 12, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Zainab (Guest) on October 11, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Shamim (Guest) on September 15, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mohamed (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 20, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 2, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Biashara (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mwanais (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 12, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Rashid (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 30, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 22, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 13, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 16, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 3, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Bakari (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Halima (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 5, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 25, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴