A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ππ
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the π emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2019
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 27, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Athumani (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 2, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 16, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 12, 2019
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 9, 2019
π Canβt stop laughing!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 1, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018
π What a joke!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 19, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 30, 2018
π You got me good!
Arifa (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Halima (Guest) on November 12, 2018
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Zakaria (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Rubea (Guest) on November 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Asha (Guest) on November 5, 2018
π So funny!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2018
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Rukia (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Muslima (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 8, 2018
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 14, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Khatib (Guest) on May 9, 2018
π This is pure brilliance!
Yusra (Guest) on May 7, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 6, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Rehema (Guest) on April 16, 2018
π That punchline was epic!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 16, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 18, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Jafari (Guest) on February 10, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 9, 2018
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018
π Iβm dying!
Zakia (Guest) on February 2, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Fatuma (Guest) on January 20, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»