A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 27, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Athumani (Guest) on March 13, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 2, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 16, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 12, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 9, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 1, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 20, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 19, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 30, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Arifa (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Halima (Guest) on November 12, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Zakaria (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Rubea (Guest) on November 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Asha (Guest) on November 5, 2018
😂 So funny!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Rukia (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Muslima (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Fatuma (Guest) on July 8, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 6, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 14, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Khatib (Guest) on May 9, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Yusra (Guest) on May 7, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 6, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Rehema (Guest) on April 16, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 16, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Fatuma (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 18, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Jafari (Guest) on February 10, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 9, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
Zakia (Guest) on February 2, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Fatuma (Guest) on January 20, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻