Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 18, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 15, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Rabia (Guest) on April 4, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Athumani (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Raha (Guest) on March 16, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Maulid (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 6, 2019
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Sofia (Guest) on January 28, 2019
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 25, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 23, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Mohamed (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on January 15, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Rashid (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 8, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 25, 2018
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 23, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 22, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Zulekha (Guest) on November 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on October 8, 2018
๐ Bookmarking this!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 7, 2018
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Abdillah (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
John Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Maida (Guest) on September 17, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 1, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Kahina (Guest) on August 26, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Raha (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Leila (Guest) on August 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 27, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 13, 2018
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Shani (Guest) on July 9, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on June 17, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 11, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ