Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Khamis (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Rubea (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 29, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 25, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Abdullah (Guest) on January 16, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 7, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 7, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
James Malima (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Sekela (Guest) on December 22, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Mazrui (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Nuru (Guest) on December 16, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 14, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 13, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Shamsa (Guest) on December 11, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
James Mduma (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Salma (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Habiba (Guest) on November 18, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Bahati (Guest) on November 14, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Salum (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Zainab (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 10, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 2, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 19, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
John Lissu (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 2, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 16, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Nassor (Guest) on July 12, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mjaka (Guest) on July 9, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 23, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Rahma (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 2, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 14, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 8, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
James Mduma (Guest) on April 23, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Jaffar (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Yahya (Guest) on April 6, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Nasra (Guest) on March 22, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 7, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Wande (Guest) on February 28, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Rehema (Guest) on February 16, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 30, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦