A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ππ΅
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
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Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
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I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Shani (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Ali (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 19, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Sofia (Guest) on August 12, 2018
π Too good!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 5, 2018
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 2, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
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Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Baraka (Guest) on July 20, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Nasra (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 27, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 17, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Faiza (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 16, 2018
π I had to share this with everyone!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 9, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Rahma (Guest) on May 2, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 29, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Halima (Guest) on April 21, 2018
π This one really got me!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 18, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Zakia (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Zawadi (Guest) on April 15, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Ahmed (Guest) on March 26, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Latifa (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Mwanais (Guest) on March 21, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2018
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 14, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on March 12, 2018
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Tambwe (Guest) on March 8, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Chiku (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 7, 2018
π€£ Sending this now!
Omari (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Abubakari (Guest) on January 21, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 8, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Rabia (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Issa (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Yahya (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 13, 2017
π Saving this one!