Where do baby pens spend their day?

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 4, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Fadhili (Guest) on February 17, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

James Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Warda (Guest) on February 2, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 19, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 17, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Kheri (Guest) on January 14, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 29, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 17, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 15, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Shukuru (Guest) on September 27, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mzee (Guest) on September 24, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mzee (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 20, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rahma (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

David Chacha (Guest) on August 18, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Abubakari (Guest) on August 11, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 7, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Binti (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Nashon (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 24, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

George Tenga (Guest) on July 23, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 12, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Wande (Guest) on July 10, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 26, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 25, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 23, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 5, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Sekela (Guest) on April 4, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Yusra (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 18, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 15, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺