Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐ช๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Chum (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Issa (Guest) on April 13, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Mustafa (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 10, 2019
๐ Too good!
James Mduma (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 28, 2019
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 26, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 10, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 6, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Nashon (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 25, 2019
๐ This is gold!
Jabir (Guest) on January 24, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2019
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Khamis (Guest) on January 15, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Mariam (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 22, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Aziza (Guest) on November 17, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on November 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2018
๐ So funny!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Abubakari (Guest) on October 24, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 23, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 23, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 29, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 27, 2018
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Kassim (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Bakari (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on June 20, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Hawa (Guest) on June 17, 2018
๐ Perfect joke!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 31, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ