Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄
Neema (Guest) on January 29, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Maida (Guest) on January 25, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 3, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
James Mduma (Guest) on December 29, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwanais (Guest) on December 23, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Rahim (Guest) on December 18, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 7, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 4, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Maulid (Guest) on December 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 30, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 22, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Shamsa (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 6, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 1, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 19, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Salima (Guest) on October 16, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Zubeida (Guest) on October 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Maneno (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Rashid (Guest) on October 8, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 1, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Hashim (Guest) on September 26, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Omari (Guest) on September 25, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Ali (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 15, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 3, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mchuma (Guest) on August 28, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 23, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 16, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
John Lissu (Guest) on July 31, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Fadhila (Guest) on July 19, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Halimah (Guest) on July 15, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Maimuna (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Makame (Guest) on May 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Issack (Guest) on May 17, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 15, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Makame (Guest) on May 11, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 6, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 6, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Umi (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 12, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
James Mduma (Guest) on April 1, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️