Short Answer: He shell-ebrated the turtle's life with a "turtley" awesome funeral procession! π’ππ
Explanation: When the boy's turtle died, instead of being sad, he decided to celebrate its life in a fun and unique way. He organized a funeral procession for the turtle, complete with a little turtle-sized casket and a parade of his stuffed animal friends. They played cheerful music, danced, and had a "shell-ebration" to remember the turtle's presence in their lives. It was a funny and lighthearted way for the boy to cope with his loss and honor his beloved pet turtle. π
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 14, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 10, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 9, 2017
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Kiza (Guest) on November 29, 2017
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Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 23, 2017
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Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 22, 2017
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Baridi (Guest) on November 19, 2017
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Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 16, 2017
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Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 11, 2017
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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 9, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Sultan (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Amir (Guest) on November 4, 2017
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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
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John Mwangi (Guest) on October 18, 2017
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Salum (Guest) on October 16, 2017
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Shamsa (Guest) on October 16, 2017
π€£ This joke is too good!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 24, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 20, 2017
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 14, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 10, 2017
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 28, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Faiza (Guest) on August 23, 2017
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Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Muslima (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Neema (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 2, 2017
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 2, 2017
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Sofia (Guest) on June 30, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2017
π I need to save this one forever!
Rehema (Guest) on May 25, 2017
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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 14, 2017
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Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Shamim (Guest) on April 23, 2017
π Perfect joke!
Chiku (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mjaka (Guest) on April 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Azima (Guest) on April 14, 2017
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Ramadhan (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ