How do monsters tell their fortunes?

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Yusra (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sarafina (Guest) on November 1, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 20, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 28, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 25, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Hekima (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

John Kamande (Guest) on September 7, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 4, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

John Malisa (Guest) on September 1, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 30, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Selemani (Guest) on August 30, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

John Kamande (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 31, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Hawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Farida (Guest) on July 26, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 24, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

John Kamande (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mhina (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 8, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 8, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 6, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Aziza (Guest) on June 7, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 4, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 30, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Juma (Guest) on May 22, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mchuma (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 10, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 14, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Tabu (Guest) on February 23, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 4, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 28, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

James Kimani (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Zakaria (Guest) on January 2, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Hamida (Guest) on December 27, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on December 21, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Arifa (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️