Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! ☕️🍽️"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Masika (Guest) on January 16, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Mchawi (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 31, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 29, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Asha (Guest) on December 23, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 20, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 17, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Selemani (Guest) on December 13, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Nahida (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
John Kamande (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 1, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
😄 Too good!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mustafa (Guest) on October 22, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Sekela (Guest) on October 14, 2017
😂 So funny!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Nassor (Guest) on October 10, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 7, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 2, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Nyota (Guest) on September 1, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 1, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 25, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 3, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 3, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Chiku (Guest) on August 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 21, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Jamal (Guest) on July 15, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 11, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 25, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Josephine (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Khalifa (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 11, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Saidi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Tabu (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 5, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mariam (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Khamis (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷