What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Nyota (Guest) on December 16, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 12, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Husna (Guest) on December 10, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 30, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Shamsa (Guest) on October 17, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kassim (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 7, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Faiza (Guest) on September 26, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Zawadi (Guest) on September 25, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 22, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 27, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 18, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mzee (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 13, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

James Mduma (Guest) on July 11, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

George Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 10, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 7, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 3, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Fatuma (Guest) on July 2, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Mallya (Guest) on June 25, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nasra (Guest) on June 25, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sultan (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 2, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 28, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on April 23, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Zakaria (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Masika (Guest) on April 5, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2017

😄 You got me!

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 2, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mustafa (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Ahmed (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 27, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mashaka (Guest) on March 16, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 25, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 19, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂