Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛♂️
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛♂️😂
Kheri (Guest) on September 8, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Abubakar (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Sumaya (Guest) on August 25, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Zulekha (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Amir (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 15, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 12, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Masika (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Rehema (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mariam (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Nasra (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 22, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Sarafina (Guest) on May 17, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Raha (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 16, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Rukia (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017
😄 You got me good!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 13, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 4, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Tabu (Guest) on February 21, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Safiya (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 19, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Aziza (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Azima (Guest) on February 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Yusra (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Shamim (Guest) on February 1, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 30, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 28, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 28, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mohamed (Guest) on January 27, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 19, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 6, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 31, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Ali (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Nashon (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 6, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Raha (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Shani (Guest) on November 26, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Azima (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Shamsa (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍