What runs but never walks?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Jaffar (Guest) on February 9, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zuhura (Guest) on February 2, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Tambwe (Guest) on January 31, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 31, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 27, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 1, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Makame (Guest) on November 17, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Kiza (Guest) on November 15, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 1, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shamim (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 12, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 7, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Umi (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 28, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Azima (Guest) on September 16, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Hashim (Guest) on September 5, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

James Kimani (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 1, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 1, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 20, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Tambwe (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

James Kimani (Guest) on August 11, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

John Malisa (Guest) on August 4, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 28, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

John Lissu (Guest) on June 18, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Zakia (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Halima (Guest) on May 23, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yusuf (Guest) on May 21, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 19, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Khatib (Guest) on May 14, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rukia (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Selemani (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 12, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 10, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Aziza (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 22, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Halima (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Nashon (Guest) on March 13, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 2, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️