The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! 🦃👃
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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😄 You totally won the internet today!
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😂 This is too funny!
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😄 This is pure brilliance!
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😅 I needed that!
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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😄 Pure comedy gold!
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😄 Nailed it!
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