A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Faiza (Guest) on March 22, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Halima (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 8, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 3, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 28, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Hamida (Guest) on February 15, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 5, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Maida (Guest) on January 31, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 27, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Yusuf (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Nassar (Guest) on January 14, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mohamed (Guest) on January 4, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Safiya (Guest) on December 17, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Masika (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Maulid (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Baraka (Guest) on November 20, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 19, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 17, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 1, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
George Mallya (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Wande (Guest) on October 13, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Fikiri (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Zakia (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Kheri (Guest) on September 19, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 16, 2017
😄 Too good!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 15, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 29, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Furaha (Guest) on August 24, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 10, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 6, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Daudi (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Zakia (Guest) on July 23, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Warda (Guest) on July 12, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Yahya (Guest) on June 30, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 25, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
John Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼