What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 1, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Yusuf (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Raha (Guest) on March 13, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 8, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Zainab (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Athumani (Guest) on February 26, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 9, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 9, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 19, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on January 6, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 4, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 26, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

James Kimani (Guest) on December 21, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 9, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Khalifa (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

James Mduma (Guest) on November 24, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Biashara (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Fadhila (Guest) on November 15, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 4, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Raha (Guest) on November 2, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Maida (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mashaka (Guest) on October 16, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Sofia (Guest) on October 14, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 4, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Ndoto (Guest) on October 2, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 1, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Zuhura (Guest) on September 25, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 23, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Ndoto (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 5, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 2, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 30, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 30, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Tambwe (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 13, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Khalifa (Guest) on May 23, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Binti (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄