Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 24, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 14, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Shamim (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Kahina (Guest) on January 11, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mazrui (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Baraka (Guest) on January 4, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Fatuma (Guest) on January 1, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Issa (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 16, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 15, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 7, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Halimah (Guest) on December 3, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Khatib (Guest) on December 2, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 20, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
James Kimani (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Hassan (Guest) on October 31, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 25, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Hashim (Guest) on October 20, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 17, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 29, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Kiza (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Kahina (Guest) on September 19, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 3, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 27, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Rashid (Guest) on August 16, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Husna (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mazrui (Guest) on July 31, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mariam (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Shamim (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Sultan (Guest) on July 10, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Shani (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sharifa (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Kassim (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Nasra (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Jamal (Guest) on May 6, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 4, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 27, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
David Chacha (Guest) on April 18, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆