Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. 🏴☠️🍿
Yusuf (Guest) on March 4, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 25, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 24, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 15, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Majid (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 22, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Tambwe (Guest) on December 13, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Hamida (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Maneno (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Faiza (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Warda (Guest) on October 19, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Hassan (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Rukia (Guest) on September 30, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Majid (Guest) on September 26, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Khatib (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Salma (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Habiba (Guest) on September 9, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Shabani (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 31, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Leila (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Asha (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Nchi (Guest) on July 2, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 30, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 29, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 27, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Juma (Guest) on June 23, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Nahida (Guest) on June 20, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Kiza (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 1, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 24, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 24, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Shabani (Guest) on May 15, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Hekima (Guest) on May 13, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Masika (Guest) on May 6, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻