Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚
Josephine (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 24, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Fatuma (Guest) on January 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Sekela (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Latifa (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Mashaka (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2017
😄 You got me!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 2, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 1, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Majid (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Sekela (Guest) on August 27, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Zakia (Guest) on August 27, 2017
😂 So funny!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 27, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Fadhili (Guest) on July 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Kazija (Guest) on July 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Kassim (Guest) on July 12, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Issack (Guest) on July 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 9, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Kheri (Guest) on June 28, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Abubakari (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Nassor (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Nahida (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Yusra (Guest) on June 7, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Jamila (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 28, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Juma (Guest) on May 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 5, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣