Short Answer: Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! ๐พ๐
Explanation: The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Josephine (Guest) on January 3, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 27, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 21, 2017
๐ So funny!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 5, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Aziza (Guest) on November 29, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 21, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 4, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 3, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Chiku (Guest) on October 27, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Salima (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Farida (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 18, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 8, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Issack (Guest) on September 7, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Sumaya (Guest) on September 5, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 14, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 23, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Jabir (Guest) on June 12, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Zuhura (Guest) on June 8, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
James Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Kiza (Guest) on April 20, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on March 18, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Sekela (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Wande (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 8, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 4, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Kassim (Guest) on January 19, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Salma (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ