Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" 🥒❤️ Girl Pickle: "Well, I relish the fact that you think so!" 🙌🏼🥒
Explanation: This playful exchange between the boy pickle and the girl pickle utilizes puns related to pickles. The boy pickle cleverly compliments the girl pickle by saying she's a "big dill," which is a play on words as it sounds like "deal." The girl pickle responds with a pun of her own, expressing her appreciation by saying she "relishes" the boy pickle's flattery, as relish is a popular condiment made from pickles. This light-hearted banter adds a touch of humor and silliness to the interaction between the pickles. 🥒❤️🙌🏼
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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😅 I’m still cracking up!
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How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 29, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 2, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Baridi (Guest) on October 2, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 25, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Maimuna (Guest) on September 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 12, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 8, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Farida (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 4, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Shamim (Guest) on August 5, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 5, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 1, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 5, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 30, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 19, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Khatib (Guest) on June 10, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Furaha (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Makame (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Latifa (Guest) on May 20, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 3, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Abdullah (Guest) on April 30, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 20, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 18, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
George Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Mwanais (Guest) on April 5, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 31, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 9, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Rahim (Guest) on March 1, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 29, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️