Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Zulekha (Guest) on January 12, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Zubeida (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 26, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Salum (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 7, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Omari (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 11, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 5, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Maneno (Guest) on October 31, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 15, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 23, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Leila (Guest) on September 19, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 19, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
John Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 31, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 30, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 24, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Rahim (Guest) on July 31, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Husna (Guest) on July 27, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Kiza (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 15, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 28, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Nassor (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 18, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 6, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Abdullah (Guest) on May 28, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 25, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 17, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 20, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 16, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 13, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 1, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 27, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 18, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Husna (Guest) on March 9, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
James Mduma (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄