What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Rehema (Guest) on May 17, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Jafari (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Fadhila (Guest) on April 23, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hekima (Guest) on April 22, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Nahida (Guest) on April 17, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Maulid (Guest) on April 10, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Shani (Guest) on April 6, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 27, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sarafina (Guest) on February 10, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Fatuma (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 8, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 28, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 22, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 17, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Zakaria (Guest) on December 8, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Juma (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 28, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Nahida (Guest) on October 12, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 6, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mhina (Guest) on September 30, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Habiba (Guest) on September 28, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Baridi (Guest) on September 15, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 14, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 12, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 3, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Sofia (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 10, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Nassor (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Bahati (Guest) on July 2, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Zulekha (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 3, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Jamal (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Fadhila (Guest) on May 25, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

James Malima (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Amina (Guest) on May 19, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 6, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃