What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji ๐ adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 2, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 29, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 10, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Shamim (Guest) on June 5, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on April 21, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Amir (Guest) on March 31, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 8, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Latifa (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on March 5, 2017
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Kazija (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Abdillah (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 5, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Kahina (Guest) on January 26, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Ali (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 5, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Ahmed (Guest) on December 6, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on November 15, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
James Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Maida (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 11, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 4, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Furaha (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Chum (Guest) on August 22, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on August 12, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Husna (Guest) on August 6, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 16, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Masika (Guest) on July 10, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on June 28, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 22, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 15, 2016
๐ You got me good!
Kassim (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Salma (Guest) on March 23, 2016
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น