What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 10, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Hekima (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Yahya (Guest) on November 15, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Ahmed (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Khatib (Guest) on November 2, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 1, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 19, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 13, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Saidi (Guest) on October 4, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Hamida (Guest) on September 29, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Fikiri (Guest) on September 5, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Abubakari (Guest) on September 4, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Jaffar (Guest) on August 16, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 12, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mzee (Guest) on August 10, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 8, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 6, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

James Kimani (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 30, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 26, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mustafa (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jabir (Guest) on July 22, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

John Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

James Kimani (Guest) on July 5, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Faiza (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Biashara (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Nassor (Guest) on June 22, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 16, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Juma (Guest) on June 15, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 12, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Halimah (Guest) on June 11, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Sekela (Guest) on June 6, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 1, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Biashara (Guest) on May 28, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Kazija (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwanais (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Josephine (Guest) on May 2, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 29, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 24, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Raha (Guest) on April 12, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 11, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 20, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!