A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! π·οΈπ₯οΈπββοΈ
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. πΈοΈπ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Maida (Guest) on February 11, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 3, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Shabani (Guest) on January 13, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Hawa (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Saidi (Guest) on December 25, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 20, 2016
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Rashid (Guest) on November 15, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Sofia (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 7, 2016
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Jamila (Guest) on November 3, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 2, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
James Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Nuru (Guest) on October 23, 2016
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Sekela (Guest) on October 12, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Yahya (Guest) on October 12, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 5, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 4, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Shamim (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 13, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 10, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Khatib (Guest) on September 6, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 23, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Azima (Guest) on August 19, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Daudi (Guest) on August 16, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Bahati (Guest) on July 22, 2016
π This is a keeper!
Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 16, 2016
π Gotta save this!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 19, 2016
π Rolling on the floor!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 7, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Abdullah (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Nassar (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Majid (Guest) on May 27, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Jabir (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Wande (Guest) on April 25, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Sekela (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Khatib (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Leila (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 2, 2016
π You got me good!
Majid (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯