A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... π! 🥧
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is π (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since π sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? 🤩
Fatuma (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Mohamed (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
John Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Athumani (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 27, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Jabir (Guest) on November 24, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Saidi (Guest) on November 9, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Zubeida (Guest) on October 10, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Salma (Guest) on September 23, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 17, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Farida (Guest) on September 16, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Mchuma (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 5, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 30, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Kheri (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
James Mduma (Guest) on August 21, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 17, 2016
😄 You got me!
Kahina (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Zainab (Guest) on July 7, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 4, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 1, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Chum (Guest) on June 29, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Chiku (Guest) on June 23, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Yusra (Guest) on June 13, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 7, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Nchi (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
David Chacha (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 28, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Rehema (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 16, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Khatib (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Maulid (Guest) on April 10, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 17, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Selemani (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 14, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 12, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Mazrui (Guest) on March 9, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 1, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Mustafa (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Fadhila (Guest) on February 17, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 12, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️